book
"I'm the only baby here… Oh, and I'm 30 years old."
Out of Context
book
I can't believe you pimped me out to me nemesis
How can a fictional character be more complex than me. Bitch you dont even exist give me your depth
"We are in the highest holy days, stop talking about zesting people!"
Im cryin Mr Enter wanted Mei to use her panda powers to fight Al-Qaeda 💀
A Tory Ate My Therapist (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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"Cut her hands off! Just like the wizard of Oz!"
Crack is a gateway to slang
"I like that she's… full of liquid."
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"Ravioli girl" that's me
If you don't let me, I'll eat your underpants and die.
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"Yeah, I was the one that shot at ya, sorry⭐."
"You don't even have a skull."
"Sorry for killing your son but in my defense-"
Kamakura. The city was a well-fortified walled metropolis in the heart of the island.
Eny meanie miny mo your mom is a fucking hoe
Twinkle twinkle little start I ma hit you with a car.
while petting another persons watch
"Hi watch! I love you"
-me
group
"I want to forcibly consume another persons bagel and watch the joy drain from their face."
"I can count at least to two!" -Why two? - "…That's how many friends I have."
"Stop talking, I'm falling in love with you."
Yeah boy, we be mopping the floor with milk
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Guidance counselor: Are you doing okay?
Me: yea why?
Guidance counselor: Your search history on your school chrome book said you search 'Fear of being alone' the other day?
Me trying not to laugh: Oh yea I just like seaching random Phobias I'm fine.
Guidance counslor: what is the phobia called
Me: Autophobia or Monophobia they mean the same thing
Guidance counselor: okay just checking you can go now
Me leaves and laughs walking back to class
And that was the best thing that happend to me today.
"Lolicon is a crime!"
Why is your family scottish
"Costco: The Musical"
"A spotify playlist called 'Songs That Make Me Want to Smash a Window.'"
"It's like drive-in-ception over here."
"We were thinking of hunting you for sport. Sorry, you weren't supposed to know that, but I just thought I'd mention it so that it wouldn't be awkward if it got brought up."
"I was perfectly happy listening to classic rock songs that slap, but you had to go and ruin it."
"Drinking and driving is still legal if you aren't a coward."
"GUNS?!? WE'RE JUST A NORMAL FAMILY THAT LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. WE DON'T HAVE THOSE!"
"Sorry I fucked your husband!"
"Does anyone love you blizo?"
"No but I'm really good witth guns now. Dance Bitch!"
Twin Tails Shall Prevail. It Is Justice. Beauty. Twin Tails Are Awesome. Pigtails Shall Prevail."