Out of Context

(ooooooh, Yep…. Had some mechanical babies for health though I took an egg instead. but Fenris wished to drop kick hers across a football field then drop it off of a roof.)

(ah)

(Yep…)

"It's russian roulette but with your body."

_{( @Fenris-has-wolfish-tendencies )}

“I’m gonna tie whoever that was to the top of the bus.”

"If you say pyro enough you are one"

I have been let out of the basement for one day today. I just needed to tell you. Don't. Drink. The. Purple. Cheeze itz. They don't taste like tomatoes

Ok

Sigh

"JANICE IS STABBING ME."

(well that's not really it but i like the response anyway)

The dad: this hat belonged to someone named Claire
5yo: where did we get it?
Dad: I don't know where it came from
5yo: China?!
Dad: uhh probably originally
(It was-they looked)

Dad: there's a lot of people in China
5yo: how many? Like EIGHTEEN?!
Dad: that times…18 thousand

Me: well we've babysat her before
Dad: would you trust the girls in the back with your life?
5yo: frantically shakes head no
Me: :(

Dad: do you believe it was her that did that?
5yo: smacks dad's butt and starts to hit at his legs no

"I hope he breathes all over your face."

"Please just give him all the food!"