Out of Context

“If I lost all my teeth in my bed, it would be bad and there would be blood and that would be hurt a lot”

But you'd get a crap ton of money from the bone fae

I MEAN THE TOOTH FAE

TOOTH FAERY

**TOOTH FAIRY
Don't let the Bone Fae snatch your bones, kiddos

but….

IF YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH THEM THEY OWN YOU!!

BooooOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOne!!??

BUT OTOME KAIBOU

Man, I was gone for ten minutes and this happens.

noooo I fracking hate when people that say that

"I ACCEPT DEATH… Maybe we could become friends."

I love Gaud lmao

"would anyone like to order a black mamba"

(Don't take this seriously)
Cannibalism: Bad
Overpopulation: Bad
Eating all plants and killing off animal's food resources: Really bad
Refusing to eat meat because of how it is made and because it is inhumane: Bad

SOLUTION?= Cannibalism

(Truly it is the best answer)

"my fish blew up"

“How expensive is cyanide? It can’t be super pricy if some old lady got enough to kill people with. She’s not even making money from her customers because she keeps killing them.” (If you know the story being discussed I will love you forever)

The Land Lady?
Also it's not if I remember correctly, and you can get it on a lot of sites

Darn British Accent coming back every now and then.