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@Fenrir June 07, 2019

Shives now owes me three dollars

@Althalosian-is-the-father June 07, 2019

How come?

@Knight-Shives June 07, 2019

I've messed up

@GameMaster June 07, 2019

The Land Lady?
Also it's not if I remember correctly, and you can get it on a lot of sites

Yep, you got it right, I love you now. Too late to stop it. The love is coming for you.

@Pickles June 07, 2019

The Land Lady?
Also it's not if I remember correctly, and you can get it on a lot of sites

Yep, you got it right, I love you now. Too late to stop it. The love is coming for you.

Have you seen the movie thing they did? Man, that story fracked seventh grade me up

@GameMaster June 07, 2019

The Land Lady?
Also it's not if I remember correctly, and you can get it on a lot of sites

Yep, you got it right, I love you now. Too late to stop it. The love is coming for you.

Have you seen the movie thing they did? Man, that story fracked seventh grade me up

I actually haven't seen any movie. I just love the story. Have you read the lottery or seen the lottery play? It scarred me a lot more.

@Pickles June 07, 2019

I don't think so. They added it after I left

@GameMaster June 07, 2019

It's so good but incredibly messed up. I love it. We did the play at theater camp and you could hear the audience gasping quietly at the end.

@Pickles June 07, 2019

"Just because it's fluffy doesn't mean it's not a Nazi!"

@Pickles June 07, 2019

Similarly: "Why would I only have seven Nazis?"

@TinyMagicWolf June 07, 2019

"I can't believe you."
"What- I told him to stay away from me. That piss in his bed is his own fault."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker June 08, 2019

"I know what this looks like- Yes, it's a massive album of pretty girl's selfies in dim lighting, but I'm straight I promise"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker June 08, 2019

As God said in the Bible, The, eh, 11th Commandment; "anime bad. very very bad. uwu"

Deleted user June 23, 2019

"Germans in a bush"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL June 23, 2019

RRAAAARRL

As God said in the Bible, The, eh, 11th Commandment; "anime bad. very very bad. uwu"

I believe the original texts said "owo"

@Yamatsu June 23, 2019

As God said in the Bible, The, eh, 11th Commandment; "anime bad. very very bad. uwu"

I believe the original texts said "owo"

There might have been a mistranslation from the original Aramaic.

@Althalosian-is-the-father June 25, 2019

Probably.

@Pickles June 25, 2019

"Go faster!"
"Yeep yeep bitch"

@Knight-Shives July 08, 2019

"Stripping and lap dances. That's what happens at sleepovers apparently."

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 08, 2019

Well wow.

@Knight-Shives July 08, 2019

… yeah

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 08, 2019

Explain?

@Knight-Shives July 08, 2019

Two friends were over for a sleepover. One decided to not get changed in the bathroom but right in front of us. Then started dancing and came over to sit on me…

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 08, 2019

Hmm… I guess it all depends on how close you are.

@Knight-Shives July 08, 2019

Yeah. I told her to go away.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 08, 2019

“You’d only need to throw 17 cats into a black hole to power Norway”

@Fenrir July 08, 2019

I knew it

@Pickles July 08, 2019

Darn it, I thought it was 16. Does anyone have a cat I can borrow?

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 08, 2019

Lol!

@evastardust RRAAAARRL July 08, 2019

RRAAAARRL

"You know, after a few years grave robbing is just archeology."

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