"There's a dog screaming outside my window"
"it's me, don't call me a dog"
"That explains it"
"nice house by the way"
"What color is it?"
"green"
"try the hell again"
"don't tell me I'm at the wrong house"
"you're at the wrong house"
Explanation?
There's not really much. Ash and Mir are just chaotic friends
Understatement much?
You know you're a weird tiny friend man
There's literally no context to give
"Justice is Blind."
"Justice is Blonde."
"I don't want to have sex with Jason Momoa. This used to confuse my friends."
"A buddy to mess you up and get in your pants. Nice."
me
"Drug pies, nice!"
group
"I see they're catering to the sexually attracted to women crowd and I for one cannot relate. Uncomfy."
I don't know the context
I don't want to know the context
but that's a mood
big mood
"I don't want to have sex with Jason Momoa. This used to confuse my friends."
This sounds like it would make great casual narration.
"I feed them gasoline so they grow up strong."
"As the series has gotten darker, so too has the color palette."
Valid though.
"You're built like a brick shithouse."
"Yeah, but I move like an ocean liner."
"Is that another rabbit?" Quick and aggressive clapping
"turn down the hentai, ya turkey"
“Welcome to the land of lame excess.”
group
"Why are you gay?"
"Because of you, jackass."
-Miri, to just about anybody
"Why are you gay?"
"Because of you, jackass."
-Miri, to just about anybody
group
"DYING IS NOT A REDEMPTION ARC! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR CHARACTERS DON'T WANT TO SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD, I'LL SPEAK ILL OF THEM BECAUSE THEY SUCKED!"
Me @ [redacted] from The King of Crows
"Chat, did I ever tell you guys about the time I ate my ass for charity?"
"DYING IS NOT A REDEMPTION ARC! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR CHARACTERS DON'T WANT TO SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD, I'LL SPEAK ILL OF THEM BECAUSE THEY SUCKED!"
And you should say it!
"Here's the thing about subverting expectations, it should be something people would genuinely not expect! If you subvert expectations and the joke doesn't land, then that's worse! That's way worse! That SUCKS!"
"Ice cream tittiessssss!!!"
