Out of Context

“I’m pretty sure you’re the only one who wants to see Leonardo Da Vinci and Comte de Saint-Germain hook up.”
“Tell me they wouldn’t—“
“I FORBID IT!”
“………..What about Shakespeare and—“
“nO!!”

"Baptists. Like. To. Eat." -my pastor

for some reason this reminded me of "straight people like Broadway too" (from the prom)

They really do.

We know, you're straight and your obsession with Ben Platt is strictly platonic and fan-to-man

“At this point you should remember that anything that you want to get rid of you shove in the basement.”

"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."

"we all know the phrase, 'men are from Mars, you murdered your wife'"

Did you mean: boomers

"I'm almost an adult, I can eat Cheerios with chopsticks if I want."

"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."

I mean
It's true

"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."

I mean
It's true

It's very true and I love her

"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."

I mean
It's true

It's very true and I love her

I saw something yesterday about how she wasn't written to be likeable and I was like ?? Do people not like her because I would die for her

"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."

I mean
It's true

It's very true and I love her

I saw something yesterday about how she wasn't written to be likeable and I was like ?? Do people not like her because I would die for her

Characters written to be likable are boring anyways
I would die and kill for Katniss Everdeen.

"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."

I mean
It's true

It's very true and I love her

I saw something yesterday about how she wasn't written to be likeable and I was like ?? Do people not like her because I would die for her

Characters written to be likable are boring anyways
I would die and kill for Katniss Everdeen.

I would kill anybody for Katniss

"I'm almost an adult, I can eat Cheerios with chopsticks if I want."

I’m in this post and I don’t like it

"I'm almost an adult, I can eat Cheerios with chopsticks if I want."

I’m in this post and I don’t like it

I got a mental image of you eating Cheerios with chopsticks but the Cheerios are stereotypically British and won't stop saying 'Cheerio' like a Pokemon
…
I need more sleep

"It smells like roast beef mixed with pulled pork."
"…It's a Brussels sprout."

"He doesn't know better, he doesn't even know that much."
"I does?"

Katniss is cool, but Idk if I'd want to hang with her.

I'd stab you for her so what's that say about you

Katniss is cool, but Idk if I'd want to hang with her.

I'd stab you for her so what's that say about you

Seconded

"Dobby is wanted for killing three people in self defense."

“I love a bit of topless Napoleon in the morning.” — My guy best friend

"Is that a tumor in your pants or are you just happy to see-
wait you're a girl???
Why the fuck do you have three big macs in your pocket???"

i don't know the context but mood