Out of Context
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"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. But stay 6 feet apart!"
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"Ice cream tittiessssss!!!"
So I was sitting there, ice cream on my titties-
"Ice cream tittiessssss!!!"
So I was sitting there, ice cream on my titties-
I SPIT OUT MY DRINK
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“Look at the cute lil——HOLY TAP DANCING CHRIST IT’S CHARGING TOWARDS MEEEEEEEEE!!”
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"You're DQ'd for being a jerk."
"I could go for some Dairy Queen right now, not gonna lie."
“Why are my chinchilla’s balls so large???”
(NO)
"My heart is going to pop right out of my mouth…"
"WELL SWALLOW IT BACK IN"
"Leaven? Not in my good Jewish Matzo bread!"
"Leaven? Not in my good Jewish Matzo bread!"
I love this too much
"Tuntatunta"
"No, it should be Tint."
"If quarantine had a body, I would've ripped it to shreds right now."
"Homophobic boats and other aesthetic words"
"Leaven? Not in my good Jewish Matzo bread!"
I love this too much
Good.
"Well, I don't chew with the average body parts that people usually chew with"
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"I want a snack, I'm hot… Wait, not hot. What's the word for when you want a snack?"
"Hungry?"
"Yeah, that."
:/
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And whaddaya mean by that?
it was in reference to what ella said. she deleted it.
“Yeah but think of all the money you would save if you just taped your baby to your ass!”
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inhale
"Why are all the hot ones fictional?!"
“Yeah but think of all the money you would save if you just taped your baby to your ass!”
"I make money babysitting :)"
"How quickly do you burn?"
"Not quick enough"
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“Don’t tell me you’re trying to date Vincent Van Gogh?”
“I might go for Napoleon.. William Shakespeare is a snack though”
“Isaac Newton do be looking kinda cute?”
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(Lee I'm trying not to laugh at that in front of my family and it's not going well)
