"Shut the fuck up, your ears look like Dumbo."
"First of all . . . you're not wrong.""Apples belong in a bowl, not a pouch."
"Well, maybe you're just bad at sucking.""Oh great. That's a great photo of your ass."
Thank you my ass is great :)
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"So when are we gonna have that fight you challenged me to?" -My sweet old Physics professor to a student we refer to as Big Man
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"Henry Clerval is a himbo, and Mercutio is a thot."definitely did not read that in PM Seymour’s voice
I see you are a person of culture as well ;)
"You 6 foot 1 bastard, enjoy your dead knee caps"
a coconut is a mammal!
(whispered): fight me
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in science class:
- "oh no, my energy is halfed!"
- breathing heavily "oh snap, i lost my oxygen!"
- drumming hand on throat "renegade, renegade, renegade"
- "WHO SAID HUMANS CANT MAKE THEIR OWN FOOD! MY MOM MAKES HER OWN FOOD!!!"
- "I make my own food. instead of water, sunlight and carbon dioxide, i just need a cup o noodles, microwave and water!!"
- "I know you miss me." tries to 'sexily' hop on table and falls backwards
- "HI!" teacher tells him to leave, he begins to back up (he has a broken foot wheelie thing lmao) "beep, beep, beep… "bumps into table
- bell rings, i stand up "ADIOS MUTHAFUCKAS!" tries to leave, but the door is locked
- someone whistles "NO WHISTLING, WHISTLING IS A SIGN OF HAPPINESS AND YOU AREN'T HAPPY IN MY CLASS!!"
- "what is the second element in glucose?" "uhhh, ahhh,, silver??" "GLUCOSE"
- "IM A PHOEBE PLANT. BASICALLY, IM BILL NYE AND MS FRIZZLE'S SON."
- "you legit look like the dude in the orange jumpsuit from dispicable me when you wear your glasses"
- "guys, my glucose levels just dropped, no wonder im wilting"
- "THE PLANT WE NEVER ADOPTED DIED!??"
- tosses koosh "what are the reactants in the photosynthesis chemical equation?" tries to catch the koosh ball and drops it. "rea-oop!"
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Oh my god I said the cup ramen thing in my science class. I said: I make cup ramen doesn't that count?
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Oh my god I said the cup ramen thing in my science class. I said: I make cup ramen doesn't that count?
omg that is actually hilarious,,, this guy said this today while we were taking photosynthesis notes and the teacher heard him and just glared at him before bursting out laughing
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my science class is wild
today my friend and i got into an argument over who's hair was poofier(i won)
and finding nemo was ruined for us the other day
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my science class is wild
today my friend and i got into an argument over who's hair was poofier(i won)
and finding nemo was ruined for us the other day
i feel like every science class is wild
How was nemo ruined for you?
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have you ever learned about how jellyfish reproduce?
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“Why can’t you sit in a CHAIR, like a NORMAL PERSON?”
sitting on the counter, using the chair as a footrest: “I’m too queer.”
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have you ever learned about how jellyfish reproduce?
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have you ever learned about how jellyfish reproduce?
strangled voice nO
Oh just you wait it messes up that WHOLE scene
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have you ever learned about how jellyfish reproduce?
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Oh just you wait it messes up that WHOLE scene
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"Did you inhale too much ketchup??"
"Dude, quit hyperventilating ketchup!!"
"Ketchup can't get you high, right?"
"Bro, water is made with ketchup, stupid."
this isn't abt a high schooler but it happened to me so
this morning spencer(5 yr old who is in my morning daycare) came into the kitchen and
him: what are you doing?
me, stirring my tea: im making tea
him: why?
me: because i need the caffeine to stay awake
him: * starts laughing * caffeine.
me: ?
him, as if it's obvious: it's not even alive! but humans are
me:
me:
me: https://media.tenor.com/images/41519543235f84fb72077b275f4dfbd1/tenor.gif
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"A short story of how I poisoined myself." - My science teacher after poisioning himself with mustard gas.
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“Stop giving the cat a blowjob.”
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Shane Dawson?
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Prof: If the Chinese had all of these resources, then what more could they want?
Prof, seeing me snicker in the back: Yes? What is it?
Me: They had all of those resources, but the only thing they were missing was love.
"Miss A, what's this?"
"It's my machine gun."
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Me, after finding a Windows crash sound effect button: Spamming the button during Algebra
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“That’s some steamy pasta”
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"PUT YOUR SHOES ON"
Blasting the Imperial March in the lounge
Me: WHY
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“Your child is on crack!”
“Who gave you drugs?”
“It was mom.”
“Oh you’re just gonna out me like that, huh?”
“Sharing is caring, babe.”
“This house is a fucking nightmare.”