Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

"I figured out a way to turn chocolate into gum, but I can't turn it back into chocolate again."

Ain’t that from that one book

which book?

I don’t remember, some book with a candy making contest, that was literally one character’s entire problem.

THE CANDYMAKERS
I wouldn't say that was the entire problem. They were all pretty wrapped up with the spy thing

"I figured out a way to turn chocolate into gum, but I can't turn it back into chocolate again."

Ain’t that from that one book

which book?

I don’t remember, some book with a candy making contest, that was literally one character’s entire problem.

THE CANDYMAKERS
I wouldn't say that was the entire problem. They were all pretty wrapped up with the spy thing

YEAH THATS IT

I loved that book. Now I wanna reread it

I REMEMBER THAT BOOK!

Clears throat
"Henry Clerval is a himbo, and Mercutio is a thot."

Clears throat
"Henry Clerval is a himbo, and Mercutio is a thot."

I swear, some of the things that come out of your mouth–

Clears throat
"Henry Clerval is a himbo, and Mercutio is a thot."

I swear, some of the things that come out of your mouth–

Bold of you to assume that was me.

"Benvolio and Mercutio are fucking and nothing clap you clap say clap can clap convince clap me clap again"

-My entire friend group during English

Clears throat
"Henry Clerval is a himbo, and Mercutio is a thot."

I swear, some of the things that come out of your mouth–

Bold of you to assume that was me.

Are you going to try to convince me it wasn't?

"I'VE HAD THREE CAFFEINATED DRINKS I'VE BEEN LIKE THIS ALL DAY!"
"Are you okay?"
"NO!!"
"Are you on drugs?"
"YES!!!!"

Clears throat
"Henry Clerval is a himbo, and Mercutio is a thot."

I swear, some of the things that come out of your mouth–

Bold of you to assume that was me.

Are you going to try to convince me it wasn't?

It was me that time, but I was met with a lot of agreement from my lunch table.

"I'VE HAD THREE CAFFEINATED DRINKS I'VE BEEN LIKE THIS ALL DAY!"
"Are you okay?"
"NO!!"
"Are you on drugs?"
"YES!!!!"

That reminds me of how I got my first job!

"I'VE HAD THREE CAFFEINATED DRINKS I'VE BEEN LIKE THIS ALL DAY!"
"Are you okay?"
"NO!!"
"Are you on drugs?"
"YES!!!!"

That reminds me of how I got my first job!

wHAT

"I'VE HAD THREE CAFFEINATED DRINKS I'VE BEEN LIKE THIS ALL DAY!"
"Are you okay?"
"NO!!"
"Are you on drugs?"
"YES!!!!"

That reminds me of how I got my first job!

wHAT

I got a frappe from some local coffee shop and I guess it had a ton of caffeine in it, because I was w i r e d all morning and all afternoon. I ended up talking to this one lady at my sister's softball game for like two hours about my Star Wars figure collecting, and she gave me the information to sign up for an interview at her work, and I got the job.

"I YAWNED YOU FAILURE!!"

"I like rice, too. But I forgot it was called rice…"
"How.."

"HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME MORTAL?"

(So I'm in Algebra and almost everyone else is older than me so they went for the day to check out the class above them so there's 3 of us left and this is what happened)

One kid: Random babbling and rocking back and forth to the tune of the alphabet
Me: Somehow slithering around a chair and giggling
My friend: Actually trying to learn something
My teacher: Sighing

"My locker smells like breath."
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"This water tastes like illness"
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"You can see the Ocean Breeze monkey in that tree, right?"
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"Get your corn Ohio virus away from me!"

"Get your corn Ohio virus away from me!"

I realize this is probably about the corona virus, but as an Ohio person, it's the flu
It's literally the flu that's causing schools here to shut down

"Puppies are the best."
"Puppies are naive!"

"Shut the fuck up, your ears look like Dumbo."
"First of all . . . you're not wrong."

"Apples belong in a bowl, not a pouch."
"Well, maybe you're just bad at sucking."

"Oh great. That's a great photo of your ass."