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"I'm in a good mood. That can only mean one thing. I'm gonna die today."
That was me, and that was the day I won 15 bucks for being the best in my grade on a test.
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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“What character do you turn into with the Zelda wig?”
(The guy that saves a princess duhhhhhh Please don’t kill me I know his name is Link Love the games)
"I should be a nightlight, because little kids turn me on."
(pffffffffft.)
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(Yes hello this is the police)
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(Greg who?)
(And I oop-)
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"Maya can you just not? For like a day?" - my math teacher at a student
"I think I should be able to not do anything."
"Maya, you already don't do anything." - also my math teacher at the same student
are you in my math class because this is literally what happens in my class
"I don't know if you're into microwaves or anything…"
"I'm not into microwaves, I'm into women."
“I am now wearing shoes”
“Good frickin for you”
"warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of-" unholy screeching follows as my friend hates this song
i asked my friend what class was his homeroom and he was like "I think this is precalculus. . . wait. . . is this precalculus?" Then he turned to this other kid and asked him, and the kid just shrugged and sighed and was like "I dunno, I just go where they tell me to go"
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zoey: pointing the post it note plane in the ceiling "you're gonna wanna get that down before ms arai gets back"
the 19 year old sub: i think im bout to STEAL. proceeds to make 20 of them and sticks them in the ceiling
Person A: "Stop fucking cursing you fucking loser!"
Person B: "What the fuck do you mean?! I'm not fucking cursing, bitch!"
Person C: "Both of you better shut your fucking asses up with your fucking excessive cursing you fucking bitch ass bitches."
Person A&B: "Sorry, bitch."
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My friend, shoving her way through some 6th graders: "All of you are annoying bye."
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(I take a lot of stuff said in band out of context and it’s absolutely hilarious.)
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“Oh that’s José, I made him in Mexico 5 years ago.”
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Vaults over desks to claim the class spinny-chair.
Teacher: And that, my friends, is how you take an integral!
Student: [Teacher], we're not your friends.
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Vaults over desks to sharpen pencil
(same kid same class lol)
Vaults over desks to claim the class spinny-chair.
That sounds like something that would happen in my class. Specifically math
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Vaults over desks to claim the class spinny-chair.
That sounds like something that would happen in my class. Specifically math
it was in my Algebra class XD
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"It can't be that illegal."
-My history teacher during a bike trip, sneaking the entire group through a broken segment of fence to get into a graveyard.
"Hey can you pass the s…."
"No"
"But you don't even know what I was gonna ask"
"Daniel you've asked me to pass the salt ten times already. Any sodium and you're going to die!"
That one "friend" in the group.
"Oh really?!" proceeds to open the salt lid and dump it all on to his food.
Both previous kids
"What the actual fuck"
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"Why TF does everyone here look like they belong in Lilo and Stitch"