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@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 13, 2020

wow

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry February 13, 2020

Yeah during lunch my friend went to the bathroom and when she got out she kept talking about it

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies February 13, 2020

"It can't be that illegal."
-My history teacher during a bike trip, sneaking the entire group through a broken segment of fence to get into a graveyard.

I want this teacher

I wanna see you last through a day of his bad jokes.

Challenge accepted! I'm coming in tomorrow

Time to have fun

@Kanaroli February 13, 2020

"Eggo, put the worm down!"
-My Band Director

@brb February 14, 2020

walking through the hallway
some kid passing by: "today guys, i found out i was a dumbass, here is my three page essay i wrote about it in study hall explaining how."

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 14, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"We don't usually recreate memes at lunch."

Deleted user February 14, 2020

“Sup gays.”
“Bold words from someone whose sexuality is named after a cooking utensil.”

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 14, 2020

"It can't be that illegal."
-My history teacher during a bike trip, sneaking the entire group through a broken segment of fence to get into a graveyard.

I want this teacher

I wanna see you last through a day of his bad jokes.

Challenge accepted! I'm coming in tomorrow

Time to have fun

I'm in history now. He's currently firing one of these around the classroom:

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies February 14, 2020

"It can't be that illegal."
-My history teacher during a bike trip, sneaking the entire group through a broken segment of fence to get into a graveyard.

I want this teacher

I wanna see you last through a day of his bad jokes.

Challenge accepted! I'm coming in tomorrow

Time to have fun

I'm in history now. He's currently firing one of these around the classroom:

top notch quality teacher

Deleted user February 14, 2020

Student pointing to the teacher: "That's my dog. Pretty weird looking dog. It's an ugly dog."
Teacher, crossing her arms: "It seems you've mistaken me for your mother."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 14, 2020

Me, asking about a project: "Can we do a fictional character?"
My Science teacher: "Can you ask a real-life question?"

@Pickles February 15, 2020

I love my friend to bits but yesterday she saw a piece of cotton on the ground, thought it was popcorn and declared she was going to eat it. She was then informed that it wasn't popcorn, said oh well and then ate it anyway. As far as I can tell, she doesn't regret it

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 15, 2020

RRAAAARRL

~~Mood.~~

Deleted user February 15, 2020

~~Honestly mood~~

@brb February 15, 2020

hudson, getting down on one knee, with a ring pop in his hand: "logan, i love you, man. i want to spend the rest of my life with you. will you marry me at the dance?"
my friend who has a crush on hudson: "no, he's mine."
logan, fake crying: "yes, baby, yes please. also, shut the heck up mia"

Deleted user February 16, 2020

“That’s five genderbent Todorokis plus eight normal ones, which makes 13 total-rokis. Ow.”

Deleted user February 16, 2020

Right now, right now, lowers voice an unholy amount I’m up, I’m down.

@south-is-a-tad-bit-outraged February 16, 2020

“it’s like popping a boner, but softball”

Deleted user February 16, 2020

“it’s like popping a boner, but softball”

I’m concerned

@Pickles February 16, 2020

"LISTEN JUST BECAUSE SHE HAPPENS TO THINK THAT VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN IS A PERFECT SPECIMEN OF A HUMAN BEING DOESN'T MEAN I LOVE HER ANY LESS"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 16, 2020

RRAAAARRL

~~Love you too babe~~

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 16, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"We don't usually recreate memes at the lunch table."

@Pickles February 16, 2020

~~Love you too babe~~

~~I was explaining who you were at a party and it got really quiet right as I yelled that~~

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 16, 2020

RRAAAARRL

~~Love you too babe~~

~~I was explaining who you were at a party and it got really quiet right as I yelled that~~

Gasp!
~~I'm Pickles Famous?!~~

@Pickles February 16, 2020

~~Love you too babe~~

~~I was explaining who you were at a party and it got really quiet right as I yelled that~~

Gasp!
~~I'm Pickles Famous?!~~

~~I have two friends that know anything about Frankenstein and they both dislike you for it. I've done my best to assure them that you're great, though~~
~~edit: well I guess three, but the third doesn't give a heck and probably thinks I'm making you up~~

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 16, 2020

RRAAAARRL

~~Love you too babe~~

~~I was explaining who you were at a party and it got really quiet right as I yelled that~~

Gasp!
~~I'm Pickles Famous?!~~

~~I have two friends that know anything about Frankenstein and they both dislike you for it. I've done my best to assure them that you're great, though~~
~~edit: well I guess three, but the third doesn't give a heck and probably thinks I'm making you up~~

~~Honestly, having people believe that I'm made up based off of what you've told them about me is an excellent life achievement~~

@Moxie February 16, 2020

“Or we could be an ogre family. I’ll be Shrek.”

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 16, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"I want Shrek to be my dad."
"Your dad or your daddy?"
"Both."
"Sweet home Alabama I guess."

"Gru is just dollar store Victor Vale."
~~@forgetful-ravens lol~~

@Yamatsu February 16, 2020

"V is just malnourished Kylo Ren."
"Someone please get that boy a sandwich!"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 16, 2020

RRAAAARRL

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