Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

"oh, so you like jjba? name every jojo reference"
"do you really want me to?"
"yes"
"yare yare daze…; oh, you're approaching me?; muda muda muda!!; i, giorno giovana, have a dream; you thought it wa–"
"dude i was joking seriously sToP"
"-laughs- thought so."

Again my Spanish teacher: "That is how "boomers" do it." He put finger quotes around Boomers.

Yet again my Spanish teacher: "I smell "cap"." and then to his TA, "Is that how I say it?"

"i dare you to sing the entire 'caged child' song from drv3"
"bet-"
"wait hime no i meant that as a joke i-"
"-sings the entire song-"
"god fucking damnit-"

"Can you choke on a blade of grass?"
"If it's big enough, I guess so."

"you guys need to stop singing giorno's theme every time i walk into the room"
"but…-"
"no, seriously just stop -walks out of the room for a minute-"
(a little bit later)
"okay i'm back i forgo-"
"jOjO- gOLdEn wiiiiiNd!"
"shit i fell for it again"

"I would like to call a classroom emergency about the gum under everyone's chairs."
"Come on, we all know you like to peel it off and eat it."

"I should be in class in negative 12 seconds."

"So what if I thought that michigan was in the middle of the country?"

"So what if I thought that michigan was in the middle of the country?"

Laughs in WI

"so, did you finish the thing yet?"
"just a few more finishing touches."
"okay, i'll wait-"

-a few minutes later-

"okay bro, i finished it"
"dude, shut up and fucking send it i'm excited to see how it came out"
"https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-23b7e749b3576470e58e4107078e13d3"
"i- this is legendary. absolutely legendary"
"print it out and tape it to your wall, i dare you"
"haha no"

(ikr-)

"I absolutely hate you, [name]."
"You hate me because I won't be in your play rendition of a Lord of the Flies fanfiction that [name 2] wrote."
"Exactly."

"Do that again and I'll turn your insides into outsides."

"Who has the spray bottle, friend 1 is saying some stupid shit again"

"You can't leave until the ding dong."

"The picker isn't even the poison frog and he's acting sus"

"-walks in dressed up as kaede-"
"-comes in afterward dressed as shuichi and starts crying-"
"what's wrong?"
"k… ka… kaede… more like…"
"what?"
"more like kaeDEAD,,, -starts bawling like crazy-"
"-sitting in the corner laughing nonstop- funniest shit i've heard all day"

I just walked into my school and this dude is wearing a transformers Halloween costume face thing instead of a regular mask. What. The. Actual. Hell.

"They don't kill their war prisoners, that'd be bad PR."

(here's a thing that happened with me and my friends when i used to live in florida-)

Friend 1 @ Friend 2: [Insert name].
Friend 2 @ Friend 1: [Insert name].
Me and Friend 3: hooOOo-
Friend 1 and Friend 2 start fighting
Teacher: What's going on here?
Me: They're reenacting Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. They're weirdos.
Friend 3: Yeah pretty much.
Teacher: Huh. They better stop it soon or I'll have to alert the Vice Principal.
Me and Friend 3: They'll be done in a sec. Don't worry.
After a few minutes, Friend 1 and Friend 2 stop fighting, but they look pissed at each other
Me: Great job guys! sarcastically
Friend 1 and Friend 2: We know.

(I live in Florida lmao-)

(i live in pennsylvania now :,D i'm kinda glad i moved away from florida tbh–)