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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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"Bro"
"Bro… Bro?!"
"Bro!"
"Bro…"
"Bro?! Bro Bro!!"

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@lxvender_darling language

"NOW DON'T CALL ME DADDY- I DON'T WANNA BE SATAN!"
~A fellow Trumpet in my 4th row-

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Today, right now, in anatomy class:

"Can I touch your bones?"

"I mean, that's one way to get a pointed chin."

"He's my date to prom- and a warning to anyone else who'll try to turn me down."

"'Oh, touching their shoulder is too intimate' says the woman holds hands with them."

"I swear I didn't mean to break his jaw!!"

Seductively dancing/thrusting against the skeleton

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@Space group

I just walked by the bathrooms and heard someone inside screaming "WHY IS THERE CUM ON THE WALL?"

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@Pickles group

"One of the risks is just being gay."

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"How old is that brownie?"
"That's a rock."

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@Toaster group

"I would like a chicken sandwich and you're finest pint of non alcoholic beer." - Me

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"Is the legs on the bus an organism?"

@Kefi

I've had a running quote book for so LONG XD These are my favorites:

"I just think the economy should benefit only me."

"IN YOUR FACE HATERS! Now I'M in the fridge."

"Think of streaking, but on paper." - My English teacher, on research papers

"I just want to be homeless so I can just, like, walk up to a corn field and eat all the corn."

"Money is a construct. Give us your construct."

"High school is like a spork. It's a sucky spoon, and a sucky fork, so it's basically useless."

"Forget Disney plus, I'm on Chtulhu!"

"You know what America's good at? Flexing."

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@lxvender_darling language

Just a Tik Tok I saw;
"Hey. What do you call -insert joke here-"
Teacher: "Um… -explains-"
"WRONG!"
"Oh, haha, that's cute. Okay, well, if you're done with your assignments…" blah blah blah
"Gn!"
"I don't know what 'gn' means."

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@spacebluelily language

"The police came after me because they thought what I had was a knife" - A kid in my Ag class

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@lxvender_darling language

"Ooo- I want em FOOKING DRUGS BISH-" -My best friend, Science. (she fr screamed it-)

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@lxvender_darling language

Ohh-
"A bro can come to all of his funerals but his bros can't. Let that sink in."
-the quiet kid.

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@spacebluelily language

"That sheep just peed in front of us. I need to bleach my eyes" - Me

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

"What would you do if you had the day off tomorrow?"
"Well, it's November, so not much…"

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@lxvender_darling language

(NO NUT NOVEMBER LMAO-)

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

(Exactly.)

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@larcenistarsonist group

"Sup wh**es" - My crush plopping down at our lunch table with peanut butter and apples in her hand
(cue my best friend cackling at my blush)

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"I'll give you another paper for a small fee."
"How much are we talking?"
"A dollar."
"A real dollar?"
"Yup."
"Who do you think I am, a rich man?"

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"the political fandom is so toxic right now, not even gonna lie."
(My friend talking about the current election)

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"That's worse than my grades!"

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@Alastor_Radio_Demon group

(Am I the only person not back in school right now?)

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@Pickles group

"the political fandom is so toxic right now, not even gonna lie."
(My friend talking about the current election)

(They're not wrong-)

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"Things are going down in the jesus fandom-"

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@nebula__ group

"you ever wonder what it'd be like to set the world on fire?"

  • the quiet kid in one of my girlfriend's classes
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"Smooth brain hours"
"Smoother than a baby's ass"

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@Kamea public

"Well isn't this just great?"
"No, not really."
"That was a historical question."
"A. . . A what now?"

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@nebula__ group

"how many sides does an octagon have?"

  • my math teacher in 8th grade

"if i recall… an octagon is a shape with eight sides, right?"

  • me, being absolute danganronpa trash and wanting to use the question to my advantage
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@Kamea public

(why was… an 8th grade math teacher… asking for how many sides an octagon has? It's common knowledge and should never be mistaken for a hexagon)

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@nebula__ group

(she was exhausted because her kids kept her up, asking her that question- and since she was so tired, i guess her brain went on shutdown mode so she asked us-)