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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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@nebula__ group

(she literally explained this to us the next day after she asked the question jie3bjbj)

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@Kamea public

(oh yikes lmao, she was brainwashed)

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@nebula__ group

(yEah lmao- i feel so bad for her because even after she told her kids the answer to their question she kept coming to school exhausted as all hell, and she soon got fired because one of the other teachers thought she was drunk i-)

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@Kamea public

(damn that's rough. on this bright side she gets payed unemployment so at least there's that. but damn, so tired people think you're drunk is something I haven't heard b4)

@cup_o_ramen

(She was drunk on sleep deprivation)

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@nebula__ group

(yeah i didn't know it was a thing either until she got fired hHHhhh)

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@nebula__ group

(She was drunk on sleep deprivation)

(yeah pretty much lmao)

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

"Have you guys ever thought about how deep space could be full of vampires and we'd never know because telescopes have mirrors?"
-silence-
"Okay, then."

@cup_o_ramen

"Have you guys ever thought about how deep space could be full of vampires and we'd never know because telescopes have mirrors?"
-silence-
"Okay, then."

Who made the mirror rule anyways?

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@Pickles group

"Have you guys ever thought about how deep space could be full of vampires and we'd never know because telescopes have mirrors?"
-silence-
"Okay, then."

Who made the mirror rule anyways?

There's several explanations, including mirrors used to be made out of silver, or that when you look into a mirror you're looking at your soul and vampires don't have souls. Or just being able to dramatically sneak up on people more easily. It was popularized by Bram Stoker, but he didn't come up with the idea. People just saw him use it and ran with it ig

@cup_o_ramen

"Have you guys ever thought about how deep space could be full of vampires and we'd never know because telescopes have mirrors?"
-silence-
"Okay, then."

Who made the mirror rule anyways?

There's several explanations, including mirrors used to be made out of silver, or that when you look into a mirror you're looking at your soul and vampires don't have souls. Or just being able to dramatically sneak up on people more easily. It was popularized by Bram Stoker, but he didn't come up with the idea. People just saw him use it and ran with it ig

It doesn't make sense to any of us though, Even Hayden doesn't like it.

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@Pickles group

Who tf is hayden?? Also they're a myth and fictional so I don't really know why you're looking for a super scientific explanation from people from hundreds of years ago

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"Stop being horny on main, you dumb bitch"

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@cup_o_ramen

Who tf is hayden?? Also they're a myth and fictional so I don't really know why you're looking for a super scientific explanation from people from hundreds of years ago

I'm one of hayden's alts?

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@larcenistarsonist group

This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:

S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-

@cup_o_ramen

This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:

S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-

OMG!

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@larcenistarsonist group

This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:

S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-

OMG!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!

@cup_o_ramen

This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:

S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-

OMG!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!

No comment, I plead the fifth!

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@Pickles group

This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:

S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-

OMG!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!

DON'T SLAP YOUR MILK, YOU JUST GOTTA POUR AND HOPE YOU DON'T GET THE SHAVINGS IN

@cup_o_ramen

This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:

S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-

OMG!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!

DON'T SLAP YOUR MILK, YOU JUST GOTTA POUR AND HOPE YOU DON'T GET THE SHAVINGS IN

Yes, slap the cow!

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@larcenistarsonist group

This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:

S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-

OMG!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!

DON'T SLAP YOUR MILK, YOU JUST GOTTA POUR AND HOPE YOU DON'T GET THE SHAVINGS IN

Yes, slap the cow!

NO if I slap a cow PETA will be after me again.

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"the c h a i r m a z e"

@cup_o_ramen

This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:

S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-

OMG!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!

DON'T SLAP YOUR MILK, YOU JUST GOTTA POUR AND HOPE YOU DON'T GET THE SHAVINGS IN

Yes, slap the cow!

NO if I slap a cow PETA will be after me again.

Again?

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@larcenistarsonist group

This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:

S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-

OMG!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!

DON'T SLAP YOUR MILK, YOU JUST GOTTA POUR AND HOPE YOU DON'T GET THE SHAVINGS IN

Yes, slap the cow!

NO if I slap a cow PETA will be after me again.

Again?

Long story.

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"Why does my water bottle smell like bleach?"
"I smell like beef."

This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:

S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-

Oh my god milk shavings are the worst

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@lxvender_darling language

cough
what are milk shavings?
-lactose intolerant panic-

Basically sometimes there's some n a s t y stuff around the opening of the jug, I think it's like dried milk. When it comes off, it looks like shavings.

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@lxvender_darling language

Eww-
ohh
k-

Yeah. It's not like…discolored or anything, it's just probably dried milk and we don't want that in our drink lmao