"I found a 34 part podcast on israel keys and if you think I'm not going to binge it all you would be very wrong."
I am now fascinated about this podcast
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"You want to know why? It's because I'm sore and fat."-some kid in my Spanish III class
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backpack falls off table
“Wow mood.”
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Teacher: I used to sit by myself in a locked room and cry
“I used to lock my parents in their room and make them cry”
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three people screaming in harmony
4th person: “how the fuck are you doing that?”
"I still think we should've named it the Tony Stark Memorial High School."
Peter Parker would be at the red ribbon cutting of the opening of the school
Teacher: I used to sit by myself in a locked room and cry
“I used to lock my parents in their room and make them cry”
Lol I was there
My friend at lunch was making this “no premarital” joke, and when people does the no premarital stuff to her, she tells them that she doesn’t want to get married and she’s married to Jesus.
Some of the jokes:
“No premarital eye contact!”
“No premarital breathing!”
“No premarital touching!”
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Bruh no joke, we had the same joke lmaoo
“No premarital hand holding!”
“No premarital eye contact!”
“No marital sleeping in the same bed!”
"you're very pretty"
-said by my crush to me!
“I’m a gay icon and I’m not even gay”
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“Minecraft villagers said gay rights”
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“Comic sans is my daddy”
So us Pre-AP English kids have a much harder SOL (Standards of Learning) prompt than the other kids. Because they have almost no guidelines, we started coming up with topics we would write about if we were in the other class. Some of my favorites:
-Birds are just government surveillance cameras (my idea)
-Why we should abolish the SOL system
-Publishing your own article and then writing a research paper on it
-Why marijuana should be legalized everywhere
-Dr. Seuss (specifically the Lorax)
Now imagine having to grade these as 2-4 page, argumentative, research papers
(watching the Great Gatsby):
Thirty–the promise of a decade of loneliness
"Me"
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(If you have the chance to get your hands on the third one, of your first post, plea s e, I’m begging you, please, share it with me)
(If you have the chance to get your hands on the third one, of your first post, plea s e, I’m begging you, please, share it with me)
I wish I could XD
Realistically if they AREN'T AP kids, the papers wouldn't be very good because none of us care that much
I can't tell you how many times I've started researching something for a project and I actually find it interesting but I'm too lazy to do deep research and it's for school so I have even less motivation
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(If you have the chance to get your hands on the third one, of your first post, plea s e, I’m begging you, please, share it with me)
I wish I could XD
please find a way
become friends with the person who wrote it
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Realistically if they AREN'T AP kids, the papers wouldn't be very good because none of us care that much
I can't tell you how many times I've started researching something for a project and I actually find it interesting but I'm too lazy to do deep research and it's for school so I have even less motivation
I'm an AP kid and I don't care enough to do deep research, I just bullshit it.
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“That’s the Jesus Sandal.”-My homeroom teacher
"side-stepping…"
"sash!"
"Thesis Christ"
"I found a 34 part podcast on israel keys and if you think I'm not going to binge it all you would be very wrong."
I am now fascinated about this podcast
It's called true crime bullshit and I'm only partway through the first episode but I'm hekka pumped
Update it's Keyes and I'm stupid
"70's JESUS!"
(context: my best friend had on jesus sandals and bellbottoms and her church shirt with these awful 70's sunglasses)
"and cue the kiss-assery"
"i am the goddess of bullshit"
"I found a 34 part podcast on israel keys and if you think I'm not going to binge it all you would be very wrong."
I am now fascinated about this podcast
It's called true crime bullshit and I'm only partway through the first episode but I'm hekka pumped
Update it's Keyes and I'm stupid
Thank you. I will check once I am out of this horrible class
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"It's just another manic Monday~"
"Bruh, it's Thursday."
"But it feels like a Monday!"
"Just wait 4 days and you've got your wish."
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“Crap, I thought 6 was more than 7.”