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Deleted user February 27, 2020

"Be gay, commit arson."

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies February 27, 2020

(That’s my Motto now)

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 27, 2020

My friend, acting really cute: "Welcome to Little Lessons with Liz!"
Me: "What are we doing?"
Friend: "Lessons."
Me: "What kind of lessons?"
Friend: "Little ones."
Me: "Who are we learning with?"
Friend: "Liz!"
Me: "Are you adorable?"
Friend: "Lessons!

"TIME TO SET IT ABLAZE WITH A DROP OF INSANITY"

"If a duck goes 'quack', what does a cow say?"
-silence-
"Woof."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 27, 2020

Ok guys I'm back in History more updates will follow.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 27, 2020

Update from History:
"Did they grow tobacco in New England? No. It was too cold. Did they grow vapes? Also no. You can't grow vapes. Please don't grow vapes."

@Hybrid-Is-tired February 27, 2020

"I'm gay"
"i thought you were American!"
"no I'm Australian you fucking wanker"

~~sooo…straight then?~~

~~I don't understand how you got "straight" out of "I'm gay"~~

~~cause everything in Australia is upside down~~

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 27, 2020

Update:
"Nobody here is better than everyone else. Except for me."

@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best February 27, 2020

"The year is 2040 and Nintendo is releasing the seventh Kanto remake, Pokemon Republican Red and Democrat Blue. Why those names? They ran out of ideas for real this time. We still haven't gotten Diamond and Pearl remakes."
"OH MY GOD [friend's name] STOP"

The only difference between the two is that Rep. Red has a new Yungoos line and Dem. Blue has a bunch of starters that no one can decide on which one's the best. Except for Belloomborg, cuz fuck Belloomborg.

lmaooo

@Sleep-deprived-and-Stupid February 27, 2020

"Eat Pasta, get comfy, be gay"
"Paint paintings, write poems, be gay"
"Get Stuck on a girl, cry for a few months, be gay"
"FIGHT FIRE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, ROB A PARTY CITY, BE GAY!"

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies February 27, 2020

(Adds to my list of things to do)

Deleted user February 28, 2020

"Eat Pasta, get comfy, be gay"
"Paint paintings, write poems, be gay"
"Get Stuck on a girl, cry for a few months, be gay"
"FIGHT FIRE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, ROB A PARTY CITY, BE GAY!"

The real gay agenda

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 28, 2020

"Eat Pasta, get comfy, be gay"
"Paint paintings, write poems, be gay"
"Get Stuck on a girl, cry for a few months, be gay"
"FIGHT FIRE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, ROB A PARTY CITY, BE GAY!"

"Watch One Piece, eat ramen, be gay."

@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best February 28, 2020

"Eat Pasta, get comfy, be gay"
"Paint paintings, write poems, be gay"
"Get Stuck on a girl, cry for a few months, be gay"
"FIGHT FIRE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, ROB A PARTY CITY, BE GAY!"

Try and fail to write a book, watch bootlegged musicals, be gay?

@Wry_Wyvern February 28, 2020

"Oh I see, so when Jesus performs necromancy it's 'a miracle' and he's 'the savior', but when Sydney Clarke does it it's 'unnatural' and she 'needs to be killed.'"

@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best February 28, 2020

Me: So uh I've been having Gay Panic™ all morning and I'm finally getting it off my chest
Crush: Oh??? Who???
Me: sputters, gestures wildly
Crush: O H
Crush: I'm sorry??

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Oh I see, so when Jesus performs necromancy it's 'a miracle' and he's 'the savior', but when Sydney Clarke does it it's 'unnatural' and she 'needs to be killed.'"

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!!!!
~~I'm absolute trash for Vicious <3~~

@Wry_Wyvern February 28, 2020

"Oh I see, so when Jesus performs necromancy it's 'a miracle' and he's 'the savior', but when Sydney Clarke does it it's 'unnatural' and she 'needs to be killed.'"

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!!!!
~~I'm absolute trash for Vicious <3~~

YES I FOUND ANOTHER

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Oh I see, so when Jesus performs necromancy it's 'a miracle' and he's 'the savior', but when Sydney Clarke does it it's 'unnatural' and she 'needs to be killed.'"

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!!!!
~~I'm absolute trash for Vicious <3~~

YES I FOUND ANOTHER

IT'S SUCH A GOOD BOOK, ONE OF MY FAVORITES!

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Jude Duarte could stab me and I'd thank her."
"She could stab me in the stomach, twist the blade, and drag it up through my chest and I'd ask if I could keep it."
"'Oh my God, thank you, I'm such a big fan!!'"

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies February 28, 2020

"Eat Pasta, get comfy, be gay"
"Paint paintings, write poems, be gay"
"Get Stuck on a girl, cry for a few months, be gay"
"FIGHT FIRE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, ROB A PARTY CITY, BE GAY!"

Try and fail to write a book, watch bootlegged musicals, be gay?

Story of my life - the gay part

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 28, 2020

Science teacher arguing with a classmate
Teacher: You're not stupid!
Classmate: Yes I am!

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies February 28, 2020

Science teacher arguing with a classmate
Teacher: You're not stupid!
Classmate: Yes I am!

Here’s an alternative
Random kid: what is a kid
Other kid: what is a [my actual name]
Me: a [my actual name] is an idiot

@Moxie February 28, 2020

“She always tells me I look like a pillow princess.”
“Well you look like a pillow princess.”
“Well you look like a walking Gap ad.”

@Moxie February 28, 2020

“Ted Bundy was not cool, we do not need to call Ted Bundy cool!” - my AP Gov teacher

@Anemone March 02, 2020

"If the opposite of pro is con, is the opposite of 'Constitution' 'prostitution'?

@SpookyScarySnoteleks March 02, 2020

"If the opposite of pro is con, is the opposite of 'Constitution' 'prostitution'?

Wow.

@Pickles March 02, 2020

Imagine quoting tumblr at school

@Anemone March 02, 2020

Ikr?

@Anemone March 02, 2020

That kid's always quoting something that he didn't come with and trying to pass it off as his own.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks March 02, 2020

"Because cards. are. freaking. cool."

Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!