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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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"What are you doing?"
"making a playlist for whiney grunge teenage lesbians such as myself"

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"UwU, Senpai, y-you wanna commit some a-arson w-with me?"
"This is why Reed doesn't deserve rights."

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This kid just walked into my study hall blasting Baby Shark and I am so done with this school.

This kid just walked into my study hall blasting Baby Shark and I am so done with this school.

I’m just done with idiots thinking it’s a good song

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Science teacher arguing with a classmate
Teacher: You're not stupid!
Classmate: Yes I am!

Ok here's a new exchange between the same kid and teacher:

Classmate: carrying a bucket of water to change the fish tank water "I have a six pack!"
Teacher: "A six pack of Mountain Dew, maybe."

@Yamatsu

Ok here's a new exchange between the same kid and teacher:

Classmate: carrying a bucket of water to change the fish tank water "I have a six pack!"
Teacher: "A six pack of Mountain Dew, maybe."

My favorite variation of that is "Yeah, of pudding cups!"

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Ok here's a new exchange between the same kid and teacher:

Classmate: carrying a bucket of water to change the fish tank water "I have a six pack!"
Teacher: "A six pack of Mountain Dew, maybe."

My favorite variation of that is "Yeah, of pudding cups!"

that's even better

eco
@Anemone eco

"Hey, remember that time you almost fell out of a bus emergency exit? Good times, am I right?"

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"Hey, remember that time you almost fell out of a bus emergency exit? Good times, am I right?"

This feels like a conversation between me and my friends

eco
@Anemone eco

(Lol. That question was actually directed toward me.)

Lmao that reminds me of the time my friend drank a carton of school milk out of a river. Sometimes people do stupid things

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That kid's always quoting something that he didn't come with and trying to pass it off as his own.

Ensign Pistol has entered the chat

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@Anemone eco

(Lol)

"So how much jail time would we get if we touched each other with hockey sticks? Three years, you think? I hope it's three years"

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this isn't a quote but I'm eating Lucky Charms out of a measuring cup bc I'm too lazy to clean a bowl

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Mood

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“I will exorcise you!”
“But I don’t wanna exercise.”

“Behold I forgot my name existed”
-Me

@Musical_Queen

"Dude, I think my brother took my pot brownies to his class!"

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"Tried it on my in-laws"
We were looking at guillotines on Etsy for some reason

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“I was supposed to be at a funeral, it was my grandma, I pushed that bitch down the stairs.”
I was just standing there listening lmao

eco
@Anemone eco

"How do you like your tea?"

"Spicy."

@Yamatsu

"Dude, I think my brother took my pot brownies to his class!"

I have a MIGHTY NEED to know what happened after this conversation.

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@Pickles group

"Dude, I think my brother took my pot brownies to his class!"

I have a MIGHTY NEED to know what happened after this conversation.

As do I

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@Pickles group

"I swear one of these days someone's going to ask me that [if I'd ever date a black person], I'm going to say no and when they tell me that's racist I'm going to scream that I'm not going to date anyone." -Me

"I swear, I love XXXXX but he says the dumbest stuff sometimes." I wish I remembered the examples

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“My flute just peed on me. Great job!!” -Me after practice today.

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"I had a dream last night. The sky was orange. I robbed a McDonald's. Shigaraki was there. Good times."

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@Pickles group

(I say that all the time and people look at me weird. Even though I know their flutes pee too because it's happened on my stuff)

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@Kanaroli group

"We can do hard things!" -Mr.Mac please think before you s p e a k

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"We can do hard things!" -Mr.Mac please think before you s p e a k

Lmaoooooo