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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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Earsplitting shout, followed by a tiny squeak
"Bless you"
That's basically how I sneeze and everyone's just gotten used to it

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@Pickles group

(I have heard many stories about this kid, but I've never actually talked to him except for the time he threw a Reese's cup at me in the hallway)
Teacher: What's your favorite meal?
This (very gay) kid, without hesitation: Men

There's a new kid in one of his classes with the same name and he is very upset about it

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"There's no 'n' in green!"
"kid's name"
"Wait."
"kid's name"
"IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE-"

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@Moxie group

"Allen, why is everyone at this school so dumb?"
"Uh. Uh. Uh its cause the basketball hoop is too low."

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@Moxie group

"Wouldn't it be suspicious if she walked in there with a milkshake? Wait, no one will care, she has no eyebrows!" "How do you express concern with no eyebrows?"
-Allen

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"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

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@Pineapple_Princess eco

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

it doesn't taste half bad and it can clean your insides?

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@Pickles group

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

it doesn't taste half bad and it can clean your insides?

No.

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@Pineapple_Princess eco

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

it doesn't taste half bad and it can clean your insides?

No.

I mean haha no its bad hahahahhahahahah

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@Pickles group

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

it doesn't taste half bad and it can clean your insides?

No.

I mean haha no its bad hahahahhahahahah

Hilarious

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@Moxie group

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

it doesn't taste half bad and it can clean your insides?

Hazel NO

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@Pineapple_Princess eco

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

it doesn't taste half bad and it can clean your insides?

Hazel NO

b…but…

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@Anemone eco

n o

@PastelTart

"I'm a microwave!" -Some Random Kid in the Hall

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@Pickles group

Kid: Wow, I never thought I'd live through a pandemic
Teacher: Maybe you won't

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@Moxie group

"I think she's a great person, but I do know her well enough to know she wouldn't come to my class if she didn't have to." - My math teacher about me

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@Anemone eco

Random Person to my friend: "Are you looking at my thighs?"

My friend: "Boy, you thicc! Hell yeah, I am!"

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@Anemone eco

"You can weep for your mistakes, you can repent for your sins, you can save 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico. But if you can't stand the heat, get outta my goddamn kitchen."

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"Talk to me and I will stab you."

"Guys Corona's in (city) and I'm going there soon so if I don't come back I'm sorry"

"Dude bring some back for me"

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@Pickles group

"Imagine wanting a job as a diplomat but the president won't give it to you, so you get mad and shoot him. There's a reason you didn't get it and I think we just found it."

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Me, pushing up my sleeves: Time to kill off the population of blob fish

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a friend across the room: "dont you hate it when people give you premarital eye contact?"

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Memes, Aggressive, and 🤖: Man arrested for aggressively mopping floor' They pleaded with him to stop pleaded He's cleaning our floors that fiendl Get this criminal off our streets!

@cat-in-the-hat

"we all die. its either vore or be vored."

@ninj-is-by

A friend of mine: I'm gonna kill myself!
Another friend: Not if I do it first!
-Both proceed to make finger guns at themselves-
-enter me-
Me: HA YOU FOOLS.
-I proceed to make a finger gun in my mouth and pretend to fire it-

@cat-in-the-hat

"i have literally eaten a milk dud off the curb. do not test the things i am willing to do."

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bites dryer ball seductively “hi.”

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bites dryer ball seductively “hi.”
Love your name!

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"Oh my gosh, it's a lizard!"
I'd be rich on inflation!