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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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@SpookyJim

Random kid, before my school closed: "something something CoronaVirus"
Another kid, from across the room: "IT'S BOOMER REMOVER!"

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@Pickles group

"DO THESE PEOPLE NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TINKERBELL?!"

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So we were learning(online) about an artist who lived in an 'insane asylum' for a few years so she could do art and some of us are thinking she's on to something. Here are some of the things that ensued in the chat:

"This woman's living in 2090."

"All I have to do is prove myself to be clinically insane. Can't be that hard."
"Yeah, they'll take one look at you and let you right in."

"At this point, an insane asylum would be better than online school."
"He has a point."

"[name] Insane Asylum 2021."

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(Okay but I'm kinda living for that)

@Hybrid-Is-tired

Sheldon's log…day 4…

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Not a student, but my mother said "We're a fertile bunch, so be careful" who gonna tell her I'm a lesbian?

@Hybrid-Is-tired

Some dude in my class I don't even know: You have the face of virginity
me: thanks?….

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This is from a Discord bot but I'm still laughing at it 12 hours later, so…
"My porn collection is four anatomy textbooks."

@Hybrid-Is-tired

mmm show me them sexy pelvic bones XD

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@Pickles group

My mom: I heard the president might shut down everything
Me, who was already straight leg hopping over to my sister, seeing an opportunity: bends over at waist and whisper yells oh no! But that would wreck his eCoNoMy!

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"THE CORNONA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ECONOMY!"

@ninj-is-by

Audits up your ears
Audits in your yin yang
Audits in ya wazoo

HELL YEAH GARY GOLDSTEIN ATTORNEY AT LAW

@ninj-is-by

((it's so late i'm sorry I got excited.))

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@Pickles group

"I'm going to use the extra time to work out so I can survive the rest of the apocalypse"

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@Anemone eco

"Me and the boys on the way to get some Jiggies."

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((it's so late i'm sorry I got excited.))

(Black Friday exists outside of space and time. It's a state of mind. Hell yeah)

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“Spiders make bad spaghetti.”

ThePaperBoy

“Dude, I think you sniffed too much kool aid powder.”

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@Pickles group

My sister: Which Disney movie features fairies, a spinning wheel, and a dragon?
My dad: that sounds an awful lot like sleeping beauty
Me: plot twist: it's Mulan
My dad: I remember the dragon but not the other stuff
Me: that's the plot twist

while watching coraline “this is the weirdest hentai I’ve ever seen”

ThePaperBoy

My friend while eating lunch. “God created all life, that means he created women. And women can make babies. So that makes god a women since he made Adam and Eve”

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@Pickles group

My sister just referred to trump and pence as "those dudes"

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holds up tiny spoon “Look, it’s a little spoon, just like you!”

@Hybrid-Is-tired

holds up tiny spoon “Look, it’s a little spoon, just like you!”

I only wish

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this is late but…. I'm assuming y'all are starkid fans too???

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YEAH

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not to over-exaggerate, but not the fucking thread for this start of a very long conversation. Somewhere else.

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First you stab me with a Caprisun straw, now you assault me with a pair of headphones?

My brother tends to draw blood often in our quarrels

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@Pickles group

"Aggravated voyeurism? Is that a thing?"
"I don't even know what voyeurism is."
Dramatic sigh

"How can you talk about Charles Manson without talking about how his mother sold him for a pitcher of beer??"