Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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(talking about how Coronavirus spreads)

Me: "Yeah it spreads like the…"
Me: realizes my mistake
My mom:
Me:
Me: "…nevermind"

wasn't it plague, war, famine, and death

(talking about how Coronavirus spreads)

Me: "Yeah it spreads like the…"
Me: realizes my mistake
My mom:
Me:
Me: "…nevermind"

The plague? The gay? Your legs? I need answers what were you going to say?

The plague but I mean those work too I guess lmao

the wildfires in australia, obviously

(talking about how Coronavirus spreads)

Me: "Yeah it spreads like the…"
Me: realizes my mistake
My mom:
Me:
Me: "…nevermind"

The plague? The gay? Your legs? I need answers what were you going to say?

The plague but I mean those work too I guess lmao

OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT YOU WERE MIRIAM I'M SO SORRY
I really have to start actually looking at people's usernames instead of just guessing who said what

Lmao that's fine. I was just about to specify like "maybe not my legs specifically?" XD

THE CORONAVIRUS IS THE BOOMER REMOVER!

I heard Boomer Doomer first lmao

(talking about how Coronavirus spreads)

Me: "Yeah it spreads like the…"
Me: realizes my mistake
My mom:
Me:
Me: "…nevermind"

The plague? The gay? Your legs? I need answers what were you going to say?

The plague but I mean those work too I guess lmao

OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT YOU WERE MIRIAM I'M SO SORRY
I really have to start actually looking at people's usernames instead of just guessing who said what

LMAOOOO if it was me I would've said my legs

“I get a full eight hours of existential crisis every night.”
“Perfect for a growing child.”

“Gorillas aren’t that bad looking!”
“Your giving Gorillas too much credit! They are UGLY!”

"This is the second horseman of the apocalypse we've been threatened with this year."
"I hope famine isn't next…"

I hate that this is right.

it probably will be, tho, considering the economic recession

IT BETTER NOT BE

What are the remaining horsemen?

She asked that too and neither of us remembered

So far war, and pestilence have already come, so… death, famine, and conquering.

"your mind is like a homeless man's fever dream"

I̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶d̶

“Hello I’m an idiot and welcome to Nickelodeon”

“I can hold a maximum of 1 chairs”

Teacher: CORONA VIRUS IS APRWAD BY BREATHING
student: sneezes. Not a fake one, a real one
Teacher:DETENTION

"Turn to page sixty nine."
Literally the whole class: "Nice."

Chem teacher: “I won’t be able to pass out assignments for the new material, so I might have to put it onto Classroom. But it is what it is.”
Like, half of the class including myself: “It iiiissss what it iiiisssss.”
Guy who sits in front of me: “Why did that just happen?”