Is that…. AN ANKLE?!?!?!?
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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Is that…. AN ANKLE?!?!?!?
Simmilarly: "Are my shoulders… DISTRACTING you?!?"
Is that…. AN ANKLE?!?!?!?
Simmilarly: "Are my shoulders… DISTRACTING you?!?"
Exactly
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"Now don't get all sentimental about a hotdog."
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"I AM GOD, DAMNIT!" I then proceeded to throw a folded chair at someone
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my boyfriend: "you're gay."
me: "guess that's why we're in a gay relationship, huh?"
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On a similar note:
“Haha you’re a lesbian.”
“Oh no I’m going to call my girlfriend and tell her how my self esteem has been shattered.”
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"Why start a bonfire when you can just commit arson?"
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on a similar note
my boyfriend: "hey, when we can see each other again, will you commit arson with me?"
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On tv: You're arrested of arson
Me, listening to a musical with my headphones on yet somehow hearing it: Shit,
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Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, I don’t have facial features, and neither do you.
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"HMMM, I wonder…. did the chicken come befor-"
from across the class
"ENOUGH WITH THE MIND GAMES DEREK"
"Okay and next we'll be working o- JAKE YOU F*CK WAFFLE, STOP MESSING WITH THE PIANO!'
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"The dude who invented stamps? I'm stealing his identity. "
“I can’t believe I actually have to do MATH in AP STATS, what is this fuckery.”
“Well it IS a math course.”
“Yeah, but I thought it would be more… Fake math. Like compsci, or trig.”
“Even now, my future self is cursing my very existence.”
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“Even now, my future self is cursing my very existence.”
Mood tho
"Aw man, we were so busy watching Ratatoing in math class that I forgot to ask Janet about extra credit." -Me
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"Aw man, we were so busy watching Ratatoing in math class that I forgot to ask Janet about extra credit." -Me
Why was the rat thicc though?
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Me, listening to a comedy podcast in class and starting to laugh:
My teacher: What are you doing that's so funny?
Me: I have a dream speech, so inspiring.
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Me: I like playing doubles tennis instead of singles, because when I play doubles and something gets messed up, there's only a 75% chance that it's my fault.
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“It’s 4:20, make a wish.”
“It’s 4:20, make a wish.”
I missed it :(
it's an hour away here so you can still celebrate Midwestern 4:20
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“It’s 4:20, make a wish.”
I missed it :(
lmao this was a few days ago, I just saw 4:20 on my clock a few minutes ago and thought of it
Me: 420, what you smoking? 😂
Me 2: Your dick.
Me: 😓………..Why? We don't have one.
Me 2: * shrug * I'm bored.
Me: HaLp!!! 😲
Me 3: 💒 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU DEMON!!! RETURN TO WHICH YE CAME!!!
Me 2: * yeets self out the window *
Me: Thanks, bro! 😘
Me 3: No problem, bro! 😘
(This is only part of the weird shit that happens in my head because of my toxic [ex] friends)
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"90% of my dumb thoughts happen in my brain."